Just a pane with… stuff



by mattismyo

44 Comments

  1. spyridonya

    I hate this clip so much. It looks like he’s scraping off bacteria from a microscope slide.

  2. Apollyon_of_Abyss

    for 300 could get a good steak dinner that will fill you up not something out from the sink filter

  3. South-West

    You can always tell these people are full of shit when their face looks like they just had an orgasm even before the “food” touches their lips

  4. umijuvariel

    ![gif](giphy|DMEKMhe3bSozvMmfkF|downsized)

  5. Iatemydoggo

    Looks like when you clean out the bottom of a dish pit

  6. MyNameIsGladHeAteHer

    id be shaking my head wondering why i paid for that garbage too

  7. GullibleBeautiful

    Ah yeah, my favorite way of consuming food, eating directly off a card shaped item like it’s edible cocaine.

  8. dude’s also writhing in forced delight before it even hits his taste buds

  9. It’s a tasting course. This is 1 out of 12-15 courses they bring out. He didn’t leave hungry.

  10. iEatWhenHungry

    What’s wrong babe? You hardly touched your Petri dish :/

  11. ProjectNo4090

    He can scrape the gunk and bugs off my car windshield for $100.

  12. Accurate-System7951

    Am I petty for hating this guy just because of his reaction?

  13. SassyTheSkydragon

    Are those butterfly wings or petals?

  14. The chef probably thought of that while cleaning the coke plate.

  15. Fit_Cucumber_709

    For our next course, please follow me into the kitchen and enjoy a quick lick of the floor beneath the dishwasher.

  16. Hungry_Assistance579

    This is Alchemist in Copenhagen. If you ever have the privilege to have this experience please do. If Michelin star experiences aren’t for you, maybe you’d prefer an aluminum pan of tater tots and shredded cheese as is the typical offering on this sub

  17. silentbeast1287

    ![gif](giphy|DMEKMhe3bSozvMmfkF)

    I think its time to watch The Menu again.

  18. Slight-Narwhal-2953

    Like scraping your windscreen after driving on a summer evening..

  19. Kallavona

    That gives me the ick. I don’t think I could be paid to eat it.

  20. flashgordonsape

    The chef prepares this by putting all the ingredients in his mouth, chewing exactly 7 times, then holding a window pane in front his mouth while the sous chef punches him in the stomach

  21. husky_whisperer

    Two more scrapes of food out no dessert young man!!

  22. IcanSEEyou_IRL

    I’d rather spend $300 scraping coke

  23. Dilligent-Spinosaur

    I mean I’m guessing this is part of a fancy 10 course dinner show thing where each dish has its own little gimmick. Dumb sure, but the dumb fun I could do for a night with my partner/some friends

  24. Easy_Turn1988

    I’m fine with that kind of thing in a fine dining restaurant.

    But as an extra edible decoration, not the main dish wtf

  25. TapAway755

    Eating food off of the window that HE built.

  26. ThePrinceofallYNs

    Nah, you got me all the way fucked up. I could lick my windshield for less

  27. Objective-Result4465

    ![gif](giphy|CoROK6ujsqbfy|downsized)

  28. elmartin93

    “Everything you’ve cooked tonight has been some sort of intellectual exercise instead of something you actually want to sit down and enjoy”

    -Margot, “The Menu”

  29. it_rubs_the_lotion

    This reminds me of the bartending “mat shot”

    It was taking the thin black mat, that you make drinks on all night, and tipping the collected fallen booze and beer into a shot glass.

  30. the47man

    This looks like the food Ralph Fiennes would serve you in The Menu.

    ![gif](giphy|wpaDY3zF62OdJ37oPL|downsized)

  31. You can’t escape shame no matter how much you shake your head

  32. Lone-Frequency

    Rich people really will eat fucking *anything* if you charge them enough for it.

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